You know what, there’s something wrong with all of YOU. Not me. I like women that are thin, attractive, have perky tits, and appear healthy. You know why? It’s a biological reaction to being a cleverly adapted human being. People who display the traits of being overweight or obese make poor mating partners, purely from a biological standpoint.
Throughout the animal kingdom, animals seek out the strongest, healthiest mates in order to build the strongest community and species possible. It’s just something built into all of us: If the strongest, most intelligent, and most disease resistant specimens survive and mate - the species has succeeded.
So let’s move on to you fat, retarded imbeciles filling my inbox with your unique, barely literate brand of hatemail: You are wrong, you suck, and shut your fat cheeks. No one cares about “women with curves” and all your nonsense shit. Women with curves have higher rates of bodyfat, and are therefore more prone to obesity. Sorry, but not sorry about your genetics. Don’t hate me, hate your genetically sub-standard parents.
If you are overweight, you are more likely to develop certain types of cancer, thyroid disease, diabetes, gallbladder problems, and the real killer - heart disease. People who are thin and in shape are less likely to exhibit these problems. Does that mean thin people can’t have heart attacks? No. It just means, statistically speaking, it’s less likely. Therefore, if I fuck a skinny bitch, and I knock her up, our kids are probably going to end up thin, in shape, muscular, athletic, beautiful, and all around awesome.
If two fat people fuck, they have kids that look like bean bag chairs by age six, and they end up losing a foot around 22 to diabetes. Not sexy.
Don’t sit there are hate me because I say skinny women are better. Skinny people are better in general. Period. Fat people are responsible for an enormous financial burden when it comes to universal, single-payer healthcare, because as a whole, fat people cost more money to take care of.
I’m here with facts. Biological preference and financial impetus. What the fuck do you have? Sob stories about being made fun of because you’re fat? He’s the fucking trick to not being fat:
- Eat healthy.
Was that so fucking hard?
Today has been an interesting day. I got trapped in my bedroom by a mountain of clothes, the cat we’re slowly stealing let me stroke it, the guy I’m sleeping with called me Hitler and now this moron is comparing six year olds to bean bag chairs. I’M GOING BACK TO BED.
I have like five-hundred different problems with this post. But I’m not going to write all of them out because I doubt the OP would read it anyways.
- First of all, being skinny is not necessarily genetic. Neither is beauty. Or athleticism. There are certain genetic traits that can influence all these things (like if you parents both have high metabolisms, you might, but there are hundreds of other factors)
- You don’t like the way the healthcare system is set up? MOVE.
- Thin-ness is currently considered ‘in’ because it is what we picture the upper class looking like. We picture the upper class looking thin because they have the means to do so. People that are not as well off may work two jobs and not have time to exercise. And they certainly wouldn’t have access to “whole foods” or anything like that. Fresh produce can be INCREDIBLY expensive.
- Weight has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with whether a woman will be a good mate (evolutionarily speaking). In fact, from an evolution standpoint, you would be looking for women with large breats and wide hips. Most of the ‘thin’ fashion-model types have absolutely no hips or breasts.
(I thought i reblogged this this morning but I don’t think it posted. I will try to sum up what I said.)
OP doesn’t care about anyone’s health. He doesn’t. He lists that as his justification for blind, ignorant hatred, but he doesn’t care, and here’s how I know.
If he cared about health he would know that his “facts” on fat people’s health are completely skewed and do not accurately portray human biology. I’m fucking gigantic for all intents and purposes and I’m the picture of health. Heart rate and blood pressure like that of a marathon athlete (my doctor’s actual words.) I eat well, I exercise, I am lucky enough to not have any damaging conditions or diseases. You know who isn’t healthy? My sister, who is slender, a runner, and who eats well. But she still has a clotting disorder, high blood pressure, and is at great risk for heart disease. You know why? Because of her (our) genetics. Not fat. Just genes. And luck.
OP would also know, if he cared about health, that health is much much more than just the BMI (which is bullshit) and your waistline. Health involves your physical, mental, and emotional sides all functioning together. You know what’s unhealthy? Self loathing. Eating disorders. Low self esteem. Suicidal ideations. Body dysmorphia. Panic attacks triggered by fat-shaming and body policing. Relapsing into the disorder that almost killed you. You know what is healthy? Accepting your body. Embracing your shape and your biology and your whole self. Appreciating that other people will have different opinions, perspectives, sizes than you, and appreciating your own differences. Shaming someone into losing weight so you can pretend that you care about their health, when you’re really just worshiping at the altar of thinness? Not healthy.
If OP cared about health, he would have to realize that health is a more complex, intricate, and detailed thing than just your weight and your diet. He would realize that health exists at every size- he would realize that ridiculing, insulting, violently targeting fat people isn’t healthy or helpful. He would realize that focusing on making people look the way he wants them to is kind of a waste of time in a world that actually has more pressing issues to take care of. He would realize he’s a jerk, he would apologize, he would focus on his own health and his own heart and his own life- but instead he writes a hateful blog about
health?who he finds fuckable.
This is what it’s really about. OP really doesn’t care about your health- he cares about sticking his dick in you. He cares about fucking you and knocking you up and having sexy babies. He cares about mating you and breeding you, about your perky tits (but not too much!) He cares about making you apologize for not being fuckable enough for his tastes. He cares about forcing a dried-up, harmful, triggering, hateful standard down your throat and watching you choke as you try to accommodate his tiny-minded view of the world. He’s trying to say it’s about health, it’s pure biology, but it isn’t. It’s about fucking. It’s about domination. It’s about him not wanting to stick his dick in anything except the sterilized, processed, homogenized hetero fairytale that his magazines, movies, and porn sites tell him will keep him safe in his bubble of privilege and ignorance.
Hey shanemorris. You don’t want to have sex with fat people? That’s actually okay. Seriously, that is fuckin fine with me. Nobody should tell you you have to sleep with people you don’t want to- because that would be wrong. Know what else is wrong? 1. Pretending you know anything or care at all about fat people’s lives. 2. Calling people retarded, comparing children to bean-bags, being a giant fucking jackass. 3. The hateful, ignorant, just-plain-boring shit that you poured into the internet.
You don’t want to fuck me? AWESOME. I don’t want to fuck you either, so maybe you should just go fuck yourself.
^ thank you
but hahahaha man dis op. i like how he’s like IT’S JUST A SPECIES THING. it’s not like the beauty standards are a matter of perspective or change over time or anything. go read a thing or two about values of beauty enforced by patriarchy in society, then get back to us! or, you know, don’t, and stick your dick into a fleshlight. i hear they contain 0% body fat.